It's long and hard and full of semen. .

Bonjour, I am the glorious shaft of flesh known as France's dick (otherwise known as Kylie). I like many things, including dick's of landmasses. I like turtles and hot men. Turtles and hot men are essentials in the meaning of life (preferably if the man has a foreign accent and is naked). Ask me things, whether it's me as kylie, or France's dick.

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